![]() MY CHEESY BREAD PRAYERS HAD BEEN ANSWERED. I could not wait for the diet to end so I could place my order. Thank you Jesus, thank you pizza. They’d contacted me to rectify the situation with a free pizza or cheesy bread of my choice. A few weeks ago they had messed up my order. Walking back from class, I checked my phone and saw that I’d a missed call from Domino’s. Secretly, I hoped someone would eat them… ![]() In other news, when I returned to my dorm room, I found that my makeshift freezer was room temperature. I bagged the next two days’ worth of ice cream, labeled them aggressively, and put them into the communal dorm freezer. I brought my pint of melting Mint Chip as my teammates chowed down on chips and guac. ![]() I had to attend two dinners and politely sip water through gritted teeth. The second dinner (with my a club lacrosse team) was bearable only because I’ve sworn off Chipotle post-E. Sunday turned out to be torture-Meredith-with-food day. People were amused, excited and confused. I received upwards of a dozen texts a day. I repeated my friend Elena’s mantra to myself, mind over matter.Īt this point, all my friends (and the entire Duke student body) were aware of the ice cream diet. I really couldn’t handle this ice diet anymore. But I had bigger fish to fry than fighting with my teen sister my dry ice had evaporated. I set out for solution and came back from the gas station with two giant bags of ice.Ĭreativity was the only thing keeping me going. “Please post more pictures about your ice cream,” my 15-year-old sister said sarcastically. It’s not like I was eating five pints of Ben & Jerry’s a day. I would be just fine. Plus I was taking a multivitamin to make up for some of the missed nutrients. I ensured them that the ice cream was low in sugar and high in protein. I made the mistake of telling some friends. Still, my energy was wiped and focusing on homework had been extremely difficult. I was becoming an expert ice cream eater. I wasn’t even hungry at this point, but demolished a pint of Lemon Cake in minutes. ![]() I begrudgingly opened my freezer to pry out a pint of Vanilla. I set out to the library for the day and didn’t return until midafternoon. Nineteen pints and a frightening amount of spoons later, here’s how they each hold up.I woke up around 9 with a slight headache and a bloated stomach. Halo Top’s Keto and dairy-free lineups has been excluded from this ranking because we're talking ice cream here. Its brightly designed labels beckon with flavors like Blueberry Crumble, Chocolate Cake Batter, Mango, and Sea Salt Caramel.īut how does Halo Top really stack up against itself? As the resident, self-proclaimed ice cream connoisseur, it seemed only fitting that I sample each flavor. Halo Top shares shelf space with pint pioneers Häagen-Dazs and Ben & Jerry’s, and is undeniably everywhere now, amassing adoring followers at every corner of the freezer aisle. And, thanks to an ever-growing keto-friendly line with two new flavors, even the diet-abiding can dig into Halo Top. Pints clock in between 240 and 360 calories. ![]() We’re leaving that trope behind and, in this decade, embracing Halo Top’s light ice cream for what it is: a low-sugar, protein-packed treat that is legitimately great-tasting. When Halo Top unleashed a roster of low-calorie ice cream packed in colorful pints in the early 2010s, the “joke” was that the newly single set could have their sad frozen dessert without guilt. ![]()
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